“If our legal counsel, Bob Rutherford, works for Satan, Satan should buy Bob a better toupee.”
“Here's a haiku/palindrome I wrote called, "Obsession."Bob, Bob, Bob, Bob, Bob,Bob, Bob, Bob, Bob, Bob, Bob, Bob,Bob, Bob, Bob, Bob, Bob”
“Oil they would buy from anyone. From Satan.”
“Bob, would you be willing to take on Evil Bob?"Bob's eyes darted nervously. "I'd . . . prefer not to. I'd really, really prefer not to. You have no idea. That me was crazy. And buff. He worked out.”
“Perhaps evil is the crucible of goodness... and perhaps even Satan - Satan, in spite of himself - somehow serves to work out the will of God.”
“Meet Bob...Bob is in this cage because he tried to steal my cookie.Haha Bob,Haha.”