“Life is too short to dance with ugly men”
“Life is too short to spend hoping that the perfectly arched eyebrow or hottest new lip shade will mask an ugly heart.”
“Is life too short to be taking this shit, or is life too short to be minding it?”
“Life is extremely short and you cannot dance to current affairs.”
“Life is short and there will always be dirty dishes, so let's dance.”
“No one ever complained about a fat brain. No one ever accused their brain of being too short or too tall, too wide or too narrow. Or ugly. It either worked or it didn't, and mine worked just fine.”