“But I'd be a silent panty ripper, which I think is a lot creepier than the angry-boss panty ripper.”

“You have very Grace Kelly-like tendencies about you. I hear Grace Kelly had a filthy mouth too," he added. "You love my filthy mouth.""True. But I like it better when its full," he said, meaningful smirk in place. "You know, if you would shut up once in a while you'd be damn near perfect.""But I'd be a silent panty ripper, which I think is a lot creepier than the angry-boss panty ripper.”

“For some sick reason, fighting with this woman always ended with her panties in my pocket.”

“But I didn't think I'd ever wanted her more than in that moment when I was witnessing her put herself back together.”

“She'd proven to be one of the most aggravating people I'd ever met. Unfortunately for me, she was also the best sex I'd ever had.Fuck, he'd better never get that far. I wasn't sure I knew where to hide a body around here.”

“I was convinced that being ripped in two by him would be the best pleasure I'd ever known.”

“Who would have thought working for an angry jackass would result in my getting fucked up against a cold window at work and liking it?”