“I was convinced that being ripped in two by him would be the best pleasure I'd ever known.”

“She'd proven to be one of the most aggravating people I'd ever met. Unfortunately for me, she was also the best sex I'd ever had.Fuck, he'd better never get that far. I wasn't sure I knew where to hide a body around here.”

“I knew everything happened for a reason. I just wished the reason would hurry up and make itself known.”

“But I didn't think I'd ever wanted her more than in that moment when I was witnessing her put herself back together.”

“That is the best wake-up call I've ever gotten.”

“If only he would keep his mouth shut, he'd be perfect. A piece of duct tape would do the trick. I had some in my desk that I'd occasionally pull out and fondle, hoping someday I could put it to good use.”

“When I came in this morning, I'd had a plan. I was going to walk in there, throw that receipt in his pretty little face, and tell him to shove it. But then he'd looked so goddamn sexy in that charcoal Prada suit, and his hair stuck up like a neon sign screaming, Do Me.”