“Okay, when you smile at me like that, I want to climb. And God knows it's been forever since I've been properly manhandled.”

“I've always been spiritual but I've never had a proper context, and it took me a while to find the proper context. It's hard to realize you can have any kind of relationship with God you want... and so I now have a punk rock relationship with God”

“I've been waiting for you forever." "Forever' as in several hundred years, or forever as in since my lesson began?”

“I only know now that the scientists are wrong.The world is flat.I know because I was tossed right off the edge and I've been trying to hold on for 17 years. I've been trying to climb back up for 17 years but it's nearly impossible to beat gravity when no one is willing to give you a hand.”

“I've wanted to be with you since the first time you turned me down. I've just been waiting for you to come around.”

“You know, I don't think I've ever met anyone quite like you. You're like some old-fashioned knight." "Thank you, though it's been a while since I killed a dragon.”