“All things that pass Are wisdom's looking-glass.”

“He thinks in secret, and it comes to pass: environment is but his looking glass.”

“The wisdom's in the trees not the glass windows.”

“Wisdom is one of the few things that looks bigger the further away it is.”

“Okay then, I suppose you get a pass on poker intimidation for the glasses, little brother. But everyone else is wearing them at the tables too, and they’re all just sitting there, looking all serious, like they’re birthing the Grand Theory of Everything.”

“There was an old joke about being left on a deserted island with an editor. You are starving. All you have left is a glass of orange juice. Days pass. You are near death. You are about to drink the juice when the editor grabs the glass from your hand and pees into it. You look at him, stunned . "There," the editor says, handing you the glass. "It just needed a little tweaking.”