“Please tell me you’re not chastising me over my lack ofmanners right now. Because if I thought that were true, I just might getone of those stupid shrimp forks your mother insisted we have and jam itinto your eye.”

Christine Bell

Christine  Bell - “Please tell me you’re not chastising...” 1

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