“…if you’re going to be a smart ass you should start with being smart, otherwise, you’re really just an ass.”

“What's a fuckasstard, Virgin?""It's a fucking asshole retard or a fucking ass in a leotard.”

“Oh, and let’s not forget that there seems to be a gang of idiotic, fallen angels after me. Honestly, they could all kiss my ass.”

“Well, don’t let your thighs rub too close together, because you look like you’re about to have a walking orgasm”

“Giggling, I drifted into a rendition of You’re so Vain by Carly Simon to Lost Cause from Beck, stopping after (I Hate) Everything About You by Ugly Kid Joe.“Nice, Grace. What was that a montage of how I feel about Shane songs?”

“Yeah, listen you should really stop now, because I’m betting on the smartest thing that ever could come out of your mouth is a penis.”

“Grace Taylor, I am going to kiss you right now and you are not going to run away from me, because you have no excuse now. Then you are going to go back upstairs to be and all you are going to think about are my fucking lips on yours and nothing else.”