“Life isn't made of miracles, roses and cotton fucking candy, Lea.”
“This stuff is better than cotton candy, really it is. It’s made out of real cotton. Yossarian, you’ve got to help me make the men eat it. Egyptian cotton is the finest cotton in the world.”
“You are sweetness and light. Human cotton candy.”
“She was all cotton candy and pink champagne --- legs that stretched out for five or six miles, and one of those laughs that made you feel like riding around in a convertible.”
“Fuck cotton.”
“I ate fiberglass insulation. It wasn’t cotton candy like the guy said… my tummy itches.”