“Were you dropped on your head as a baby or did your mother just throw you against a wall ?”

“You want to be my first, Shane?”“No baby, I’m going to be your last”

“Oh, go to hell, Gabriel! What are you going to do, flap you wrings around and throw your halon at me?”

“Holy fellatio! You are standing there licking him up with your eyes! Do you freaking hear the old seventies porn music playing in your head?”

“Please, save your breath, because you might need it to blow up your date later.”

“This is your life, Lea. Mine was over centuries ago, but you have the future, things to hope for and look forward to. I'm just here for one thing. I don't want anything to happen to you or Conner, even Shane or Tucker, because you're all trying to save me.”

“Because how you look doesn't change what's in your soul.”