“Oil they would buy from anyone. From Satan.”

“If our legal counsel, Bob Rutherford, works for Satan, Satan should buy Bob a better toupee.”

“Satan must have been pretty simple, even according to the New Testament, or he wouldn't have led Christ up on a high mountain and offered him the world if he would fall down and worship him. That was a manifestly absurd proposition, because Christ, as the Son of God, already owned the world; and besides, what Satan showed him was only a few rocky acres of Palestine. It is just as if some one should try to buy Rockefeller, the owner of all the Standard Oil Company, with a gallon of kerosene.”

“Consequently, if you believe God made Satan, you must realize that all Satan's power comes from God and so that Satan is simply God's child, and that we are God's children also. There are no children of Satan, really.”

“I'd stop anyone from taking that smile from you. I would, if I were allowed.”

“All satanic works are performed from the outside inward; all divine works from the inside outward.”