“The man who is fond of books is usually a man of lofty thought, and elevated opinions.”
“A person who discreetly farts in an elevator is not a divine being, and a man needs to know this.”
“Nobody holds a good opinion of a man who holds a low opinion of himself.”
“Music can elevate man to new heights. Especially elevator music.”
“A man who grows that much hair,' critics were fond of saying, 'must have a lot to hide.”
“... the lofty mind of man can be imprisoned by the artifices of its own making.”