“I find it most remarkable that we who are so intimately involved in the battle between good and evil are even more involved with the shades of gray in between them.”

“Yo, zombie guys, pay attention. When it's Simon says, that means you have to do what I say. Let's be more direct. The Slayer says die, like, forever.”

“Xander Harris: Hair. Red. Red is good. Fire engines are red. Porsche's are red.”

“Is your faith such a fragile thing that it can be so easily shattered?”

“We're all leaving now", Blue Eyes whispered to her. "Together. Out the front door. Scream, and we'll kill you here and now."Or later", Willow suggested nervously. "Later would be a big improvement on that idea. We could meet back here in, say, an hour, and you can exhibit your homicidal tendencies then, okay? That would be way better for us.”

“And that noise! It was enough to make that happy mailman on Mr. Rogers go postal!”

“why would you think such a dangerous endeavor would be fun?”