“A point, like a joke, is a terrible thing to miss.”
“Cut out all these exclamation points. An exclamation point is like laughing at your own joke.”
“One should never use exclamation points in writing. It is like laughing at your own joke.”
“I know sometimes things are hard with Mum." "She misses Dad," I said, which was like pointing out that a sky-scraper is tall. Uncle Julian nodded.”
“Poetry is like making a joke. If you get one word wrong at the end of a joke, you've lost the whole thing.”
“Never kill yourself, son. You might miss something. Like the point.”