“In a Pyongyang restaurant, don't ever ask for a doggie bag.”
“Fate is like a strange, unpopular restaurant filled with odd little waiters who bring you things you never asked for and don't always like.”
“I bought a bag of chips at the store, and the cashier asked if I wanted a bag. I said, No thanks. It already comes with a bag.”
“If ever asked to look at yourself, don't.”
“Friends come in and out of your life like busboys in a restaurant, did you ever notice that?”
“I am proof positive that wolves write doggie-style...”