“The gods that we've made are exactly the gods you'd expect to be made by a species that's about half a chromosome away from being chimpanzee.”
“God made ice for hockey and scotch, and that's about it.”
“We've got our heads pulled low inside of our hooded sweatshirts and our eyes are shifty. We look exactly like you'd expect someone to look if they were minutes away from committing a major crime.”
“We acknowledge that being the person God made you cannot separate you from God's love.”
“Solace? That's why God made fermented beverages and the blues.”
“This is how God made me. You are how God made you. All God's chillun are made how God made 'em. You think God made a mistake, take it up with Him.”