“By Aladdin's lamplit scrotum, man! Everything is a story. What is there but stories? Stories are the only truth.”
“It's only a story, isn't it?"..."Who's to say what's only a story and what's truth disguised as a story?”
“Tell them stories. They need the truth you must tell them true stories, and everything will be well, just tell them stories.”
“Lies are just stories, and stories are all that matter. We all tell stories. Some are more truthful than others, maybe, but in the end the only thing that counts is what you can make people believe.”
“Oh,Sara. It is like a story." "It is a story...everything is a story. You are a story-I am a story. Miss Minchin is a story.”
“Everything's a story - You are a story -I am a story.”