“I think I'm what they call a never-was.”
“I love what I think, and I'm never tempted to believe it.”
“I wish you'd get one thing straight - I'm not a traitor. I was never on your side. I'm called the enemy.”
“I'm often asked what I think about as I run. Usually the people who ask this have never run long distances themselves. I always ponder the question. What exactly do I think about when I'm running? I don't have a clue.”
“I'm never content with what I do. I live in a sort of permanent dissatisfaction. I think that's the secret to doing things well.”
“This is the man who called the fire department when the toilet backed up, and I'm asking him for help. What was I thinking? Why am I attracted to weak men?”