“It's like time travel only, you know, slower...”

“I avoid looking at the clock, fearing the slow passing of time that will only seem slower if I watch its progress.”

“With ignorant masses, the travel back in time is not only a possible travel, but it is the only travel!”

“You aren't kidding. But you know, it's likely going to be the only time I'll ever be that skinny and have a fur coat.”

“A sneeze travels at a peak velocity of two hundred miles per hour. A burp, more slowly; a fart, slower yet. But a kiss thrown by fingers- its departure is sudden, its arrival ambiguous, and there is no source that can state with authority what speeds are reached in its flight.”

“People in science fiction flicks always seemed to know useful things about the places time travel took them. But what if the time traveler had been only an average history student? What then?”