“It's very difficult to stay angry when a room full of bald guys in orange robes start giggling. Buddhism.”
“The bellboy that showed me to the room was this very old guy around sixty-five. He was even more depressing than the room was. He was one of those bald guys that comb all their hair over from the side to cover up the baldness. I'd rather be bald than do that. Anyway, what a gorgeous job for a guy around sixty-five years old. Carrying people's suitcases and waiting for a tip.”
“It's very difficult to stay in one's heart as it keeps beating”
“When angry, count four. When very angry, swear.”
“The first thunderstorm of the season was in the dressing room, donning its black robes and its necklace of hailstones, strapping on its electrical sword.”
“When Johnson started singing, he seemed like a guy who could have sprung from the head of Zeus in full armor.”