“I've seen more intelligence in the crotch lice of harem whores.”
“This place's a festering whore's crotch. Do I own it?”
“He (the British soldier) is generally beloved by two sorts of Companion, in whores and lice, for both these Vermin are great admirers of a Scarlet Coat.”
“For what it's worth Livvie, I never thought of you as a whore. And you are...the most beautiful thing I've ever seen.”
“Smells like homeless man's crotch. Not that I've ever been up close and personal with a homeless man's crotch, but...”
“Critics are like eunuchs in a harem; they know how it's done, they've seen it done every day, but they're unable to do it themselves.”