“May the IRS find that you deduct your pet sheep as an entertainment expense.”

“Most Religions are Social Clubs with expensive Entertainment Cheap Wine and Stale Crackers”

“Entertaining a notion, like entertaining a baby cousin or entertaining a pack of hyenas, is a dangerous thing to refuse to do. If you refuse to entertain a baby cousin, the baby cousin may get bored and entertain itself by wandering off and falling down a well. If you refuse to entertain a pack of hyenas, they may become restless and entertain themselves by devouring you. But if you refuse to entertain a notion - which is just a fancy way of saying that you refuse to think about a certain idea - you have to be much braver than someone who is merely facing some blood-thirsty animals, or some parents who are upset to find their little darling at the bottom of a well, because nobody knows what an idea will do when it goes off to entertain itself.”

“Beware to entertain strangers, thereby you may entertain an angel unawares...New Testament.”

“A lot of religions are 'Social Clubs' with strange rules, expensive entertainment, cheap wine and stale crackers.”

“Deduct the carrots from your pay, you worthless, swampy fool. from Cavern”