“People are douche bags. Many people. Not all. But you know, most.Which is why we destroyed the world.”
“You're worse than a douche bag. You're a douche puddle, the excrement of a douching.”
“Why do so many people start their messages with, "It's me"? Of course it is you. We all know that. But who the hell ARE you?”
“We were all made with the potential to be the people we are supposed to be. We all have souls and we all have minds and we all have wills. Many people look at the world and see a beautiful place full of potential and love and beauty those are the people you want as friends. But many people look at the world and see a place that hurts, that causes pain, that destroys and corrupts. Those are the people you don't want to have as friends, for those are the people who will pull you down with them, who will fill your mind with similar thoughts, who will turn you from a positive person to a negative person. God made us all with the potential to be positive people, contributing to the growth of this world, but many people choose to be negative, diminishing the light of those who wish to do good.' 'Why?' Walker asked. 'Because, my friend, it's easier. It's unfortunate, but it's true. It's much easier for a person to think that the world will not let him advance, because then that person won't have many expectations of himself, and it's easier to fulfill low expectations.”
“Because all little girls deserve to be protected. Even the daughters of douche bags.”
“Father' is such an arbitary word. Douche bag, on the other hand...”