“People, generally, suck.”

“Which isn’t, like, as bad as it sounds, because the general public kind of sucks ass.”

“You bitch! You killed me! You suck!”

“Inside, I was like: "Ha, suck my spiky rubber strap-on, vampyre hunter!”

“So I'm like getting some perspective now - like when you're a kid and you think it sucks that you have to eat hydrogenated peanut butter on your PBJ, and then you see one of those starving commercials kids with flies in their eyes, who don't even have a sandwich - and you're all, 'Well, that sucks.”

“People are douche bags. Many people. Not all. But you know, most.Which is why we destroyed the world.”

“People are horrible and they lie.”