“Sarcasm will make your tits fall off.”
“That water's colder'n hell!"That's what makes it good. That's what makes it help all your bruises'n bumps'n stuff."It's colder'n a goddam witch's tit in there!”
“Fall off your own roof.”
“she was a sarcastic bitch and when she was pissed off the sarcasm took on a life of it's own.”
“Your tits are like Bounty. The quicker dick picker upper.”
“I don’t like tit for tat. I like tit for tit. Bring on the boobies!”