“The music coming from inside sounded like robots fucking. And complaining about it. In rhythmic monotone. European robots.”

“All men are evil, that’s what I was talking to my father about.What did he say?Fuck ‘em.Really?Yeah.At least he answered you.I got the feeling that he thinks it’s my problem now.Makes you wonder why he didn’t burn that on one of the tablets. ‘HERE, MOSES, HERE’S THE TEN COMMANDMENTS, AND HERE’S AN EXTRA ONE THAT SAYS FUCK ‘EM.’He doesn’t sound like that.”

“I'm fucked.We're fucked. Together. Like Romeo and Juliet, only we get to be in a sequel.”

“Which isn’t, like, as bad as it sounds, because the general public kind of sucks ass.”

“Inside, I was like: "Ha, suck my spiky rubber strap-on, vampyre hunter!”

“I tried cutting myself to express my heartbreak over Tommy (Lord Flood) rejecting me, but OMFG it hurts like flaming fuck.”

“Charlie noted that more and more lately, he had a hard time resisting the urge to fuck with people, especially when they insisted upon behaving like idiots.”