“What this movie needs is more brain eating zombies. ”
“This is the part in the movie where that guy says, "Zombies? What zombies?" just before they eat his brains. I don't want to be that guy.”
“If zombies eat brains, then they’d love me, because who doesn’t like a buffet?”
“It is a truth universally acknowledged that a zombie in possession of brains must be in want of more brains.”
“Real ladies can give orders, Real gentlemen can take them, and Real zombies don’t eat brains.”
“I stared at him. "David, that's prison movies, not zombie movie.”