“Your puny worm god weapons are useless against my superior Christmas Kung Fu.”
Christopher Moore
The Stupidest Angel: A Heartwarming Tale of Christmas Terror
-
Working on it...
-
Working on it...
-
Working on it...
-
Working on it...
Similar quotes
“I threatened to kung fu you. Oh my God.”
Jill Shalvis
Instant Attraction
“Now climb, young grasshopper, so your Kung Fu won't be weak.”
Ilona Andrews
Magic Burns
“Her kung fu is that powerful.”
Maureen Johnson
13 Little Blue Envelopes
“I'm sorry. My dad is dead too. Now climb, young grasshopper, so your kung fu won't be weak.”
Kate Daniels
“I went all kung fu on his zombie ass.”
Jesse Petersen
Married with Zombies