“(On "Following") We've got a pretty serious claim on being the cheapest film ever made.”
“Then claim it my pretty knight," she whispered- weeping with joy. "Claim your prize...claim me as your token of favour...for I have ever been yours, Broderick.”
“Nothing is ever lost by courtesy. It is the cheapest of pleasures costs nothing and conveys much.”
“No one ever made a difference by following the rules.”
“We've got a war going on, the demons are invading, you got implanted by the Prince of Darkness and you're worried I'll make you stick your finger up your bum and bark like a dog? This is serious!' - Mr. Fogarty”
“The complete destruction of the human race is fairly amusing, obviously, particularly if it's going to happen through overpopulation and technology, the only two hobbies we've ever taken seriously.”