“Life is pain...anyone who tells you otherwise is selling something”
“You mock my pain! Life is pain, anyone who says otherwise is obviously selling something!”
“Life is pain. Anyone who says differently is selling something.”
“Life is pain, highness. Anyone who says differently is selling something.”
“You are beautiful. Know this. Anyone who tells you otherwise is simply lying. You are beautiful.”
“Because life is complicated and difficult. Anyone who says otherwise hasn't truly lived.”