“Procrastination is like a credit card: it's a lot of fun until you get the bill.”

“All he said was, "Hi," but to me, it sounded like a whole lot more. Like, I'm soooo glad to see you. Like, you are the hottest thing on two legs. Like, let's get naked together.”

“The winters will drive you crazy until you learn to get out into them.”

“There's no credit in not doing what you don't want to do. There's no virtue in not falling, when you're not tempted.”

“A quiet life," Stheno replied. "You wouldn't think it was a lot to ask.”

“As we headed out toward the parking lot, Dan said "Why don't we take the truck? It's less conspicuous." He had a point. With Fang sitting on the back of my motorcycle in his goggles we were more likely to draw attention than divert it. YEAH, THAT'S 'CAUSE I'M SMOKIN'!”

“This joint is a scam”