“Having a little pee in your pants had to be better than being dinner for some redneck.”
“That's better," Mino said with a satisfied nod. "Anybody else wanna pee their pants and cry for their mommy?”
“A little boy was tugging on his pant leg.'Teacher, I have to pee.'Avila woke from his skating dreams and looked around, pointed to some trees by the shore that grew out over the water; the bare network of branches fell like a shielding curtain toward the ice.'You can pee there.'The boy squinted at the trees.'On the ice?''Yes? What is wrong with that? Makes new ice. Yellow.”
“That's a wonderful side effect of leather pants: when you pee yourself in them, they're more forgiving than jeans.”
“Better check your pants, Kyle. I think you had a nerdgasm.”
“Anybody else wanna pee their pants and cry for mommy?”