“I couldn't believe when I first got a fan letter from Al Pacino, it was unreal.”

“I don't belive in God. I believe in...Al Pacino.”

“I don't know what I expected – no maybe I do, Al Pacino from Scarface- but this drug dealer is more like Al Pacino at the beginning of The Godfather reasonably bemused, untouched by his criminal world, sitting with Diane Keaton whispering about Luca Brazzi, not yet asleep with the fishes, or like Al Pacino from Glengarry Glen Ross, although actually, now that I think about it, he's not like Al Pacino at all but more like Kevin Spacey from that film, and who's ever been afraid of Kevin Spacey?”

“Not sure if you know this. But when we first met, I got so nervous I couldn't speak”

“I love letters from little kids. Adults never proclaim themselves 'your #1 fan!”

“When I am alone and my skull is ripsaw I want to jump into the womb of any bonfire, I want to leap into the ceiling fan head first, but I need that fan this coming summer.”