“ Working with Julie Andrews is like getting hit over the head with a valentine.”
“Kristy smiles at both of us, the kind of smile that makes Julie Andrews look like a jaded crack whore.”
“How many times do you have to get hit over the head until you figure out who’s hitting you.”
“Then you're dead, too, sweet little sister.'Oh, yes,' said Valentine. 'They'll believe that. "I didn't know it would kill Andrew. And when he was dead, I didn't know it will kill Valentine too.”
“On Wednesday, for variety, he accosted Andrew as Andrew went out to check the state of the garden walls and presented a further cardboard box containing ten kilos of tomatoes and a squash like a deformed head of a baby.”
“It is easier to lure a fish than to hit it over the head with a club.”