“The cat arrived with a bottle of Scotch.”
“Yeah, tell me I’m a bottle of single malt scotch, she thought. That’s the way to my heart.”
“I am not your victim because you are not a predator any more than a bottle of scotch stalks an alcoholic.”
“My phone is on my bed, whispering in my ear like a bottle of scotch to a recovering alcoholic, while the rain continues cackling at me through my window.”
“Talon glanced around the loft. It looked as if a bottle of Pepto-Bismol had exploded, or the Cat in the Hat had come for a visit.’ (Talon)”
“We all agree it's too big to keep up with, that we're surrounded by life, that we'll never understand it, so we center it all in by swigging Scotch from the bottle and when it's empty I run out of the car and buy another one, period.”