“A novel is no different than graffiti in a bathroom stall, it's just more pretentious.”

“Memoirs are noting more than literary masterbation.”

“Does anyone else day dream about what it would be like if specific age groups just dropped dead all across the world?”

“I’m a super hero and I’m in a phone booth but those things have nothing in common with each other; I just come here to cry.”

“Even Azathoth is bored of this tune.”

“I’ve noticed that you are retarded, Dr. Phil.”

“Ambition is a funny thing. It’s like being a Trekkie in that if you admit to it, those around you are mock supportive of your confidence but are quick to call you a loser behind your back.Or maybe that’s the opposite of being a Trekkie.”