“Do animals understand the concept of dreams or do they think they enter another dimension when they get tired?”

“But the truth of the matter is, girls do not groom for men, but for other women. A man will deal with a hairy leg but another woman will use that hair to strangle your self-worth.”

“Every concept of reality is all in our head, belief is what makes truth.”

“Do you ever feel like we are the universe’s date to a pig party? Love, The Human Race”

“I hallowed out my Bible to put another, smaller Bible inside.”

“I think men think about their penises as much as women think about molestation.”

“Does anyone else day dream about what it would be like if specific age groups just dropped dead all across the world?”