“He’s a scientist. He’s never cried. He flips through Googled image searches of burn victims while he touches himself.”

“The wider you spread your fingers apart while clapping is equal to the amount of retarded you look while clapping.”

“I’m a super hero and I’m in a phone booth but those things have nothing in common with each other; I just come here to cry.”

“Even Azathoth is bored of this tune.”

“I’ve noticed that you are retarded, Dr. Phil.”

“Ambition is a funny thing. It’s like being a Trekkie in that if you admit to it, those around you are mock supportive of your confidence but are quick to call you a loser behind your back.Or maybe that’s the opposite of being a Trekkie.”

“My author role model is Kurata Misako. I want to be rich enough to drive from room to room in my home but also down to earth enough to let squirrels live in my hair.”