“I hallowed out my Bible to put another, smaller Bible inside.”

“If I wanted to be agreed with or fed my own opinion I would be sitting in front of a mirror, not a computer. If I was concerned with a stranger’s opinion of me I would have a gun in my hand, not a keyboard.”

“Do animals understand the concept of dreams or do they think they enter another dimension when they get tired?”

“I rebel against authority, especially my own.”

“My author role model is Kurata Misako. I want to be rich enough to drive from room to room in my home but also down to earth enough to let squirrels live in my hair.”

“But the truth of the matter is, girls do not groom for men, but for other women. A man will deal with a hairy leg but another woman will use that hair to strangle your self-worth.”

“I've purged myself of worldly goods; half my stuff is either being sold or going to charity. I need to go shopping.”