“I think men think about their penises as much as women think about molestation.”

“Do animals understand the concept of dreams or do they think they enter another dimension when they get tired?”

“But the truth of the matter is, girls do not groom for men, but for other women. A man will deal with a hairy leg but another woman will use that hair to strangle your self-worth.”

“Does anyone else day dream about what it would be like if specific age groups just dropped dead all across the world?”

“If women ruled the world there would be no wars. But, we all would have been aborted.”

“This semester has born in me the flame of hope to one day become a leader in the modern feminist movement. I can and will be the force that blows new life into it, giving a face and name to associate with instead of those women now who’s names I don’t know because they weren’t listed on Wikipedia.”

“If I wanted to be agreed with or fed my own opinion I would be sitting in front of a mirror, not a computer. If I was concerned with a stranger’s opinion of me I would have a gun in my hand, not a keyboard.”