“I’m going to punch words in your ear holes.”

“I’m a super hero and I’m in a phone booth but those things have nothing in common with each other; I just come here to cry.”

“I've purged myself of worldly goods; half my stuff is either being sold or going to charity. I need to go shopping.”

“I do not own the words used to debase me in any way shape or form. I gladly take the shrapnel and shower it like confetti for all those who wish to dance or die beneath it.”

“Ambition is a funny thing. It’s like being a Trekkie in that if you admit to it, those around you are mock supportive of your confidence but are quick to call you a loser behind your back.Or maybe that’s the opposite of being a Trekkie.”

“The wider you spread your fingers apart while clapping is equal to the amount of retarded you look while clapping.”

“But the truth of the matter is, girls do not groom for men, but for other women. A man will deal with a hairy leg but another woman will use that hair to strangle your self-worth.”