“CHUBBY PUGS ARE VERY CUTE. CHUBBYCHUBBYCHUBBY”
“CHUBBY PIGS ARE VERY CUTE BLAHBLAHBLAHBLAH”
“Pugs Not Drugs”
“He's a pug and he always looks that way.”
“Cross a small dog with a pig and you have a pug.”
“But he's so cute when he gets all determined and commanding, isn't he?" ... "It's not cute, it's very manly!”