“The only people who lawyer up faster than dirty cops are dirty lawyers.”
“A cop is closer to a garbage man than he is to a lawyer. The cop isn’t in the middle of the two—he’s on top, with the lawyer being well below the garbage man.”
“When cops are on the job they love lawyers like lions love hyenas, only minus the mutual respect.”
“He didn't say he was a lawyer...I said he was.” And the cop says “Uh…”
“When it comes to arrogance, power, and lack of accountability, journalists are probably the only people on the planet who make lawyers look good.”
“Lawyers make nothing but confusion... A lawyer is an instrument of the devil. In general, he's a fiendish idiot, banking on the stupidity of people much more stupid than himself, and by God he's always right.”