“It might sound chauvinistic, but there is a sad reality in rock music: Bands who depend on support from females inevitably crash and burn.”

“That sound you hear is my dreams crashing and burning.”

“The Clash were a major influence on my own music. They were the best rock 'n' roll band. Thanks, Joe.”

“That sounded sweet enough to almost be intelligent, but it was chauvinistic as hell.”

“I am not a music snob. If anything, my musical taste is bad by any critical standards. My favorite song of all time is "Come On Eileen" by Dexys Midnight Runners. A close second is "MMMBop" by Hanson. So I am not out there claiming any musical superiority, but Creed really does suck. Bad music, pretentious lyrics, and a messianic front man. Also they are from Florida. No good rock music has ever come from Florida. Undoubtedly, there will be legions of offended readers who think to themselves, What are you talking about! Such-and-such band is from Flordia and they're freaking awesome! No, whatever band you are thinking of, if they are from Flordia, they suck. Not as much as Creed, but they still suck.”

“Female Chauvinist Pigs don't bother to question the criteria on which women are judged, they are too busy judging other women themselves”