“The single-biggest proof that the Dixie Chicks are Van Halen is their audience; they are singing to the same teenage boys, except those boys are now teenage girls. ”
“You're staring," Lana said."Yes. I am. I'm a teenage boy. Beautiful girls in wet underwear have a tendency to cause staring in teenage boys.”
“It was a major and deeply embarrassing teenage revelation. It must be how straight teenage boys feel when they realize those boobs they like have heads attached to them.”
“Teenage boys cannot be trusted. Their intentions are not pure.”
“I'd also believe that all teenage boys go around calling girls baby, because apparently that's the express train to romance.”
“You know teenage boys, you own one-Mason Lerner”