“A cash-bought merit badge ain't worth shit.”

“No shit, there's worse ways to be dead than dying.”

“Sometimes your best way to deal with shit is not to hold yourself as such a precious little prize.”

“The idea that I can't share my problems with other people makes me not give a shit about their problems.”

“All I do is track a profane route to something (I hope) profound. Like swimming a river of shit for a kiss.”

“Rant goes, "Really, truly with her whole entire heart, does Echo hate somebody?"I go, doesn't Rant mean "love"?And Rant shrugs and says, "Ain't it the same thing?”

“My stomach hurts, but if it's guilt or impacted stool, I can't tell. Either way, I'm so full of shit.”