“All God does is watch us and kill us when we get boring. We must never, ever be boring.”

“All God does is watch us and kill us when we get boring. We must never, ever be boring.”

“We thought all this teaching was to make us smart. What it did was make us stupid. With all the little facts we learned, we never had the time to think.”

“Only when we eat up this planet will God give us another. We'll be remembered more for what we destroy than what we create.”

“..."The most boring thing in the entire world," Brandy says, "is nudity."The second most boring thing, she says, is honesty....The third most boring thing in the entire world is your sorry-assed past. So Brandy never asked me anything.”

“There are worse things than finding your wife and child dead. You can watch the world do it. You can watch your wife get old and bored. You can watch your kids discover everything in the world you've tried to save them from. Drugs, divorce, conformity, disease. All the nice clean books, music, television. Distraction.”

“I figure if Eve could get us into this mess, I could get us out. After all, God really likes to see a go-getter.”