“Anonymity is the new fame.”

“The story is even Bill Wilson, a founder of Alcoholics Anonymous, couldn't overcome the sex monkey on his back, and spent his sober life cheating on his wife and filled with guilt.”

“The truth is noth­ing new ev­er hap­pens.”

“At first, the new owner pretends he never looked at the living room floor.”

“She drank a glass of wine and looked for something new to ruin with her lack of talent.”

“It's only in drugs or death we'll see anything new, and death is just too controlling.”

“New carpet will exude poisonous formaldehyde for up to two years after it'd been laid. I know the feeling.”