“Burn the Louvre, and wipe your ass with the Mona Lisa. This way at least, God would know our names.”

“Hey, even the Mona Lisa is falling apart.”

“Nothing is static. Even the Mona Lisa is falling apart.”

“Leonardo's Mona Lisa is just a thousand thousand smears of paint. Michelangelo's David is just a million hits with a hammer. We're all of us a million bits put together the right way.”

“¿Qué es peor, el infierno o la nada? Quema los museos, límpiate el culo con la Mona Lisa, para que al menos Dios aprenda tu nombre.”

“Your name told you just how your life would go.”

“The crap and the trash of the world. Post-consumer human butt wipe that no one would ever go to the trouble to recycle.”