“Burn the Louvre, and wipe your ass with the Mona Lisa. This way at least, God would know our names.”
“Well, now I felt horrible. I'd marred perfectly good ass cheeks for no reason. It was as if I'd sneezed on the Mona Lisa.”
“Mona Lisa must have had the highway blues; you can tell by the way she smiles.”
“Hey, even the Mona Lisa is falling apart.”
“Billy's smile as he came out of the shrubbery was at least as peculiar as Mona Lisa's, for he was simultaneously on foot in Germany in 1944 and riding his Cadillac in 1967.”
“Da Vinci painted one Mona Lisa. Beethoven composed one Fifth Symphony. And God made one version of you.”