“By that she means fully erect. Condom-ready.”
“I’ve got a pocket full of cash, and a condom full of erection.”
“Renaldo once made a sex tape, and even fully erect, he still had to shoot it four times just to get some "footage.”
“Everywhere the means is erected into the end, and the end itself is forgotten.”
“Nobody is fully ready for paradise. That is why 'the kingdom come' will be like thief in the night.”
“The Vatican won't prosecute pedophile priests but I decide I'm not ready for motherhood and it's condemnation for me? These are the same people that won't support national condom distribution that PREVENTS teenage pregnancy.”